Billy Madison Script Resources: Billy Madison Script - 6/2/94 at Script City (PDF,$) Billy Madison Transcript at Springfield! Note: Multiple links are listed since (a) different versions exist and (b) many scripts. Nov 27, 2006  Billy madison script 2006-11-27 17:00:14 Reply I tried googling it, but video and movie clips aren't what im looking for. And before you ask, its for a speech. He's the heir to the Madison Hotel millions but in order to win his father's respect, and his Fortune 500 company, grown-up goof-off Billy must repeat all 12 grades of school - in just 24 weeks! Comedy superstar Adam Sandler stars in this laugh-a-minute hit.

- Jeez, that was a great game. I got an idea for you. Instead of being an idiot every day.why don't you go back to school, graduate and get the company? Cos I don't want it any more. - What do you mean, you don't want it?

You got 'chlorophyll man' up there talkin' about God knows what. All she's talking about is makin' out with me. I'm here to learn, not to make out. Go on with the chlorophyll.

- Well, as long as you know. Well, all right! (bell rings ) (children shrieking ) Hey, mister, guess what I had for breakfast.

Billy is a nuisance. He will be gone in two weeks. I apologise for this inconvenience. What's up her butt? - What was that, Billy? I said 'Reading is good.'

I made 'em extra sloppy for yous. I know how yous kids like 'em sloppy. Lady, you're scarin' us. - Do you know where the bathroom is?

(snoring ) Ow! I need to talk to you. What's goin' on, man? I think Billy and his girlfriend are playin' water polo or somethin'. Hey, maybe they're playin' Marco Polo. - Jeez, that was a great game. I got an idea for you.

It's nudie-magazine day! Watch out, butler!

Call the fire department. This one's outta control(!) (sniffs ) It's poop again! He called the shit 'poop'! This is the best night of my life!

Maybe it's somebody else. My name is Max Anderson.and I am the principal at the Polly Fector Elementary School. Recently a young man named Billy Madison was enrolled there.

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Mr Anderson, is that you? Yes, actually, it is. This is just.

Class, say hello to Billy Madison. Hello, Billy Madison. Billy is a nuisance. He will be gone in two weeks. I apologise for this inconvenience. What's up her butt?

(whispers ) Ask her if she has a boyfriend. Uh, Miss Vaughn, do you have a boyfriend? (whispers ) No. Ask her if she likes anybody from class, like, more than a friend. Uh, Miss Vaughn, do you like anybody in class more than a friend? (whispers ) No.

Nobody has any idea where he is. - I believed in Billy all along, sir. - Cut the horseshit! - I know you blackmailed Max. - Take it easy, Billy.

No, I will not make out with you! Did you hear that? This girl wants to make out with me in the middle of class!

Things were going along great until this wrestling freak messed things up. Billy should get another shot at high school. Hey, rules are rules. Billy was supposed to finish each grade within the two weeks.or I get the company. He didn't finish ninth grade. Eric, certainly there are extenuating circumstances.

Wouldn't make much sense now, would it? Karnataka cet counselling. Stupid idea in the first place. (~ 'Renegade' by Styx ) ~ They finally found me ~ The renegade who had it made ~ Retrieved for a bounty ~ Never more to go astray ~ This'll be the end today of the wanted man Better get up outta this bed!

Well, this is. Normally I don't allow children to be in my home without parental supervision. So why don't you just run on. It sure is great to have all you kids come surprise me like this at my home, but I. Mr Anderson, Billy said the stuff that you said didn't happen.